Sigh. Guess someone thought signing me up for memberships on websites without my permission is a good thing.
Imagine my surprise when I checked that given-out-to-friends-only email address this evening to discover that I apparently have a member page on Facebook. The first email came on Wednesday, and there have been 133 of them, some confirming friend requests, and some remarking about photos that have been posted on the account.
Except, I don't have a Facebook account. I never signed up for one because they're too time intensive to take care of.
If you stumble across this thing, I have nothing to do with it. I did notify Facebook that my email was being used fraudulently, so hopefully it'll be shut down very soon.